Cruise of the Gods
December 23, 2002
90 minutes
4.6
ComedyDramaTV Movie

Cruise of the Gods

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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Cast
Rob Brydon
(Andy Van Allen)
Steve Coogan
(Nick Lee)
David Walliams
(Jeff Monks)
James Corden
(Russell)
Philip Jackson
(Hugh Bispham)
Niall Buggy
(Graham Ball)
Helen Coker
(Jenny)
Rachel Shelley
(Yasmina)
Jack Jones
(Himself)
Brian Conley
(Himself)
Robin Weaver
(Vivienne)
Daniel Cerqueira
(Daniel)
Matt Whitelock
(Neil)
Julian Field
(Billy's Time Bike Fan)
Arturo Venegas
(Captain Koulouris)
Di Botcher
(Mrs Hatcher)
Gray O'Brien
('Casualty' Doctor)
Lisa McNaught
(Gemma Clay)
Gavan O'Herlihy
(Mickey)
Shelley Blond
(PA Romy)
Tom Alexopoulos
(Jim Schneider)
Paul Mark Elliott
(Castor Voice Over)
Jake Broder
(Lloyd)
Russell Brand
(Woolly Hat Fan)
Vasilis Panayi
(Photographer)
Cole Borris
(One-eyed Child)
Dallas Messias
(Jack Jones Fan)
Andrew McHale
(Pool 'Castormind' Fan)
Ugo Mazin
('Watson')
Ian Robertson
('Ponytailed Scumbag')
Lisa Wood
(Child of Castor)